Kick ASS!
I went out last night and had a really fucking good time! I went and saw one of the best local bands I've seen in a awhile...Henri Fabergue and the Adorables at on of my favourite bars The Embassy. The Embassy rocks! It is one of the first bars that I ever felt comfortable going in by myself (not a problem now though). I know everyone, it's really OK to sit and have a drink on your own and read, not weird or there is always someone friendly working at the bar. So going in and waiting for your friends or going on your own is cool. Sometimes, I arrive extra early for the experience. Anyway, back to our story...... last night was so much FUN! I danced, I drank and I sang (I should probably apologize for that part). Then in a momentary lapse of judgment, well usually it would be ok at this bar, I got out my debit card, popped my wallet back into my purse and went to pay. When I returned.......ok I'm sure you can all guess what happened. Some mother fucking bastard stole my wallet!So to you my friend:
You mother fucking bastardy cunt! What right did you have to take my lovely pink giraffe wallet? You must love the little pink giraffes as much as I did. But no I know that's not the case, you thought there's be what? $20 in there, sucks to be you, I never have any cash! You don't give a shit about my pink friends, out there alone in the cold now. But couldn't you have left my wallet someplace where I could find it? I really don't give a fuck about canceling all my shit, having to get a new drivers license, health card any other picture ID when I am supposed to get on a plane in fucking 2 weeks, you fucking cunt! My radar was wrong. I should have been picking up the I'm a fucking prick who likes to steal wallets with no cash in them, not the I'm not out of place because I like to stare at young women vibe. I kept thinking "Stop staring at my friends in that creepy way fat man!" OOOPS, wrong thought! FUCK YOU!!!!! Well, to you my fat, bald friend, it sucks to be you, because we have you picture! So if I ever see your fat ass around my favourite places again, this little girl is going to KICK YOUR FAT, LARDY ASS!!!!
Pictures care of Liz....thank you :)
ps: if you see a wallet with some pretty cold looking pink giraffes on it, please give them a scarf and bring them to the Embassy. Thank you.
RIP Little friends
posted by littleandie @ 11:01 AM
2 Comments:
Hi there - this is Debbie. You may remember me from such nights as "Body Worlds 2" at the Ontario Science Centre.
Anyway, first things first - that fucking sucks! It makes the pit in the pit of my stomach churn with anger and frustration on your behalf. That bastard's karma will certainly kill him in his sleep. What is it with theft at The Embassy? Several months ago, a friend of a friend of a friend had her entire purse stolen from there. And there was also a mysterious, bald, slightly paunchy, out of place loser hanging around the couch area (where she was sitting). It was also a "one minute it was there, the next it wasn't". Lame. I vote for putting that photo in the public domain - America's Most Wanted style.
I'll punk him in the face if I see him.
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